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June 29, 2009

5.10: “Disinvited”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 2:20 pm

In which Velvette delivers a smackdown!!

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June 23, 2009

5.9: “Velvette’s New Pattern”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Velvette reveals her true feelings. (more…)

June 15, 2009

Dead Girl’s Diary 6: “The Family Tree”

Filed under: Dead Girl's Diary, Season 5 — Tags: , — ModernWizard @ 5:30 pm

In which Absinthe and Will have kids.

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June 8, 2009

5.8: “King of the Rainy Country”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Mark gets aggressive toward Will.  (more…)

June 1, 2009

5.7: “Bang-shi-fu’s Meaning of Life”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Anneka reveals who exactly turned her into a vampire. [Hint: it wasn't Will!] (more…)

May 26, 2009

5.6: “Surreal Death”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 10:35 am

In which it’s the end of Anneka as we know her. (more…)

May 18, 2009

Dead Girl’s Diary 5: “Cheering Up”

Filed under: Dead Girl's Diary, Season 5 — Tags: , — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Absinthe tells Margie how went her trip up to Salem.  (more…)

May 11, 2009

5.5: “Sibley’s Ulterior [?] Motive”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which the much-hated Sibley plays nice. (more…)

May 4, 2009

5.4: “Michaela the Catholic Vampire”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which we meet, through flashback, a cross-loving vampire.  (more…)

April 27, 2009

5.3: “Dead Emo Robin Hood”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Anneka tells the story of how she died, despite sarcastic remarks from the peanut gallery Velvette.  (more…)

April 20, 2009

Dead Girl’s Diary 4: “Disputed Redemption”

Filed under: Dead Girl's Diary, Season 5 — Tags: , — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Absinthe goes up to Salem.

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April 15, 2009

Meanwhile 19: “Nun to Help Me!”

Filed under: Meanwhile, Season 5 — Tags: , — ModernWizard @ 7:33 pm

In which Will looks for help, but doesn’t get nun.  (more…)

April 13, 2009

5.2: “Desperate Love”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Anneka and Velvette are in bed together. (more…)

March 30, 2009

5.1: “Vampires Are Stupid”

Filed under: Season 5 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

Previously on LHF: Anneka explains to Will that the guy who felt her up in the Nightcrawler is her abusive ex, Thomas Fell. At first he seemed glamorous and sexy, but soon his nasty temper and manipulative behavior showed through. Even now, Anneka gets bad memories from his ill treatment of her. She goes out with Pippilotta, Rori, Davry and Andrew in an attempt to escape her flashbacks with karaoke, but she feels smothered by their insulting solicitude.

Meanwhile, Will consults Mark for advice. He tells his best friend that he’s worried about Anneka, but somehow the conversation gets derailed. Will ends up professing his love for Mark.

Anneka decides that she needs some space. Though Will offers himself for her to do whatever she wants with, Anneka declines. Instead she wants to head to her parents’ house in Vermont.

With Anneka gone, Will bemoans his “sorry relationship” with Velvette and Viktor. Each of the three friends has their own troubles. Velvette wants to move to Provincetown with girlfriend Gemini, but she feels tied to Cambridge by her obligations to take care of Janet. Viktor has been programmed to be Sibley’s sex slave, but Sibley has banished him, leaving Viktor unable to perform his duties. Will feels increasingly estranged from Anneka and knows that he should probably break up with her, but he’s wallowing in too much self-pity to do so. Velvette and Viktor give him a metaphorical swift kick in the butt and tell him to stop whining and do something constructive.

Up in Vermont, Anneka spends time with her family. Her grandmother Mamie interrogates her about her “queer” nocturnal habits, which Anneka excuses by saying that she has anemia. Anneka asks Mamie what she does, now that her wife has died; Mamie talks about staying busy managing the estate and photographing sunsets. Despite Mamie’s curt exterior, Anneka sees that Mamie is greatly devoted to both her and Minerva.

Anneka dreams that she and Minerva are in a fall cemetery. She does not want Minerva to leave, but Minerva says it is time for her to go. They sing Gaudeamus Igitur, a rather morbid song by which Minerva taught Anneka Latin. Anneka finds herself alone in her dream.

Anneka swaps stories about Minerva with her parents Alexandra and Max. She feels happy to share in-jokes with them, but Will, over the phone, worries that Anneka is spending too much time up during the day. Anneka argues that her time with her family is necessary and therapeutic, especially since Will can’t understand her grief the way that they can. Stung by her self-conscious separation between him and the rest of her family, Will says to Anneka that he thinks they should break up.

In which Velvette wonders how Anneka got so dumb.  (more…)

March 23, 2009

4.10: “Blood Ties”

Filed under: Season 4 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 6:45 am

In which Anneka and her parents reminisce about old times, but are interrupted by Will on the phone. (more…)

March 16, 2009

4.9: “My Sorry Relationship III”

Filed under: Season 4 — ModernWizard @ 7:00 am

In which Will tries not to feel sorry for himself.  (more…)

March 12, 2009

Dead Girl’s Diary 3: “No True Love”

Filed under: Dead Girl's Diary, Season 4 — Tags: , — ModernWizard @ 7:00 am

In which Absinthe demonstrates to Margie that real life does not follow romance. (more…)

March 9, 2009

4.8: “Gaudeamus Igitur”

Filed under: Season 4 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 7:00 am

In which Anneka and her grandmother rejoice. (more…)

March 2, 2009

4.7: “My Sorry Relationship II”

Filed under: Season 4 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 7:00 am

In which Viktor and Will compete on My Sorry Relationship. (more…)

February 23, 2009

4.6: “Gift of Sunsets”

Filed under: Season 4 — Tags: — ModernWizard @ 7:00 am

In which Mamie, Anneka’s sort-of grandmother, finds out the truth behind her granddaughter’s “queer” behavior.

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