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Season 2

2.1: “Homecoming Costumes”

Previously on LHF: We open in an apartment somewhere in Somerville, Mass. Our two vampire protagonists, Anneka and Will, compare writing careers. Will shows off his redesigned Web site, lesbovamps.com, proudly. Anneka, who writes porn scripts for the site, is less enthusiastic. They fight and regret moving in together.

Seeking friendlier associates, Will approaches his ex, Mark, who owns La Biblio, a used bookstore. He asks to hang out, but flees when lust arises.

Then Anneka’s grandmother’s partner, Mamie, calls. After scaring Will with her drill sergeant-like demeanor, she orders Anneka visit her dying grandmother, Minerva, in Vermont. Anneka refuses.

With Minerva’s illness and a bad day at La Biblio on her mind, Anneka unloads her woes to best friend and militant feminist Pippilotta. They kiss. At the same time, Will blows off steam by shopping with fellow clotheshorse Velvette, whom he then drinks from consensually.

Anneka and Will guiltily confess their transgressions to each other, agreeing mostly out of desperation to salvage their love.

Just as things are looking a little bit brighter, Mamie calls again. Minerva is on her deathbed, and Anneka and Will must come to Vermont now.

In which Anneka and Will, summoned home, wonder what to wear!

Comments: This is basically a throwaway scene, but I like it. I have megabytes of kinky fetish wear that will never see the light of the Net due to their pornographic nature. Here I have an excuse to use it all and to imply the content of Anneka and Will’s sex life.

EDIT 9/27/10: In tribute to my grandmother, who died in July, I’m redoing all of season 2 [in which Anneka’s grandmother dies] with dolls, rather than digital renders. Here’s the first episode, in which Anneka and Will show off a bit of their huge collection of kinky sex toys.




12 Responses to “2.1: “Homecoming Costumes””

  1. XD that’s awesome!

    Posted by batchix | July 14, 2008, 6:51 pm
  2. I think you may have something with a Kitty Pirate Nun . The japanese would be all over that ! Maybe something like ” Hello Swabbo ! “

    Posted by CB Gorby | July 14, 2008, 8:54 pm
  3. What interesting costumes!

    I wonder what everyone else will wear?

    Keep ’em coming


    Posted by Roger Bowen | July 15, 2008, 6:42 am
  4. I’m totally going to be Captain Thunderpussy: the kitty pirate nun this Halloween.

    Posted by Alyissa | July 29, 2008, 11:44 am
  5. I love all of the David Bowie posters in the background. 😉

    Posted by WolfMoon | September 2, 2008, 6:12 pm
  6. I agree with WolfMoon David Bowie rules!
    OMG! I totally love your bondage collection. I bet you could get arrested for wearing that stuff out in public. I must say I never saw a horned gas mask before.
    I wanna party with Anneka and Will!

    Posted by sideshowjane | March 21, 2009, 11:59 pm
  7. So sorry to hear about your Grandmother

    Posted by JohnnyE4 | September 27, 2010, 12:38 pm
  8. So sorry about your grandmother.

    Posted by RoxanneRox | September 27, 2010, 1:53 pm
  9. Sorry to hear, stay strong, and hope all works out for the best!

    Just wondering, is Minerva a Deftones reference?

    Posted by MainlyCustoms | September 28, 2010, 7:51 am
  10. So sorry to hear about your grandmother, Elizabeth. I remember season 2 and look forward to seeing it again re-visioned. Season 4’s Gift of Sunsets is still among my most favorite chapters because of the relationships Anneka had with her pseudo grandmother Maime and their reflection on the loss of Minerva.

    Posted by cheridoll | September 28, 2010, 7:52 am
  11. Sorry to hear about your grandmother.

    Oooooh! Anneka is wearing Houda’s sundress. Looks good on her, too ;-D

    Posted by D7ana | September 28, 2010, 2:28 pm

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