{"id":1009,"date":"2008-05-21T12:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T16:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:34:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:34:16","slug":"zombie-babysitter-doll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/05\/21\/zombie-babysitter-doll\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie babysitter doll!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coming soon from Sideshow Toys, which is&nbsp;radically inconsistent in terms of quality from toy to toy, is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sideshowtoy.com\/?page_id=4489&amp;sku=3007\">dead cute<\/a> zombie babysitter.&nbsp;I personally think she just became a vampire while being consumed by flesh-eating bacteria, so her decay was halted, but so was her healing. Yuck.<\/p>\n<p>Quality-wise, this conception looks pretty good with head in-scale&#8230;but why are there bendy arms? Why ruin a perfectly good fig with arms that can&#8217;t do anything?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coming soon from Sideshow Toys, which is&nbsp;radically inconsistent in terms of quality from toy to toy, is the dead cute zombie babysitter.&nbsp;I personally think she just became a vampire while being consumed by flesh-eating bacteria, so her decay was halted, but so was her healing. Yuck. Quality-wise, this conception looks pretty good with head in-scale&#8230;but&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/05\/21\/zombie-babysitter-doll\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie babysitter doll!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[716],"class_list":["post-1009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-16-scale-stuff-i-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5908,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions\/5908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}