{"id":1055,"date":"2008-06-23T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T18:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2008-06-23T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T18:54:00","slug":"spike-agrees-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/06\/23\/spike-agrees-with-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Spike agrees with me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find Angel 1.3, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/watch\/23663\/angel-in-the-dark#x-0,vepisode,1\">In The Dark,<\/a>&nbsp;incredibly amusing for the following soliloquy from Spike, who is watching Angel do good:<\/p>\n<p>Spike in high voice:&nbsp; \u201cHow can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;(low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me.&nbsp; You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me.&nbsp; Now I\u2019m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair!&nbsp; Never the hair!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;(high voice)&nbsp; But there must be some way I can show my appreciation.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;(low voice)&nbsp; No, helping those in need\u2019s my job, &#8211; and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;(high voice)&nbsp; I understand.&nbsp; I have a nephew who is gay, so\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;(low voice)&nbsp; Say no more.&nbsp; Evil\u2019s still afoot!&nbsp; And I\u2019m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much.&nbsp; Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Transcript from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyworld.com\/angel\/transcripts\/003_tran.html\">Buffyworld.<\/a>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find Angel 1.3, In The Dark,&nbsp;incredibly amusing for the following soliloquy from Spike, who is watching Angel do good: Spike in high voice:&nbsp; \u201cHow can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?&nbsp; &#8220;(low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me.&nbsp; You see, I was&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/06\/23\/spike-agrees-with-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spike agrees with me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}