{"id":110,"date":"2005-12-20T14:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T19:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=110"},"modified":"2005-12-20T14:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T19:39:00","slug":"if-i-had-unlimited-funds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2005\/12\/20\/if-i-had-unlimited-funds\/","title":{"rendered":"If I had unlimited funds&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would have a modded SA Haund for Jareth, like I already do [only he&#8217;s not in my possessive little mitts yet]. Frank would be a modded regular Haund head on an Afghan body with severe breast augmentation. And Jennifer would be a Uyoo. Then I could have the whole Stichomythy in manipulable format! *&#8230;pauses to wander among thoughts&#8230;* Wow, I hope the D.E.D.F. (Disgustingly Expensive Doll Fund) receives an infusion this Xmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would have a modded SA Haund for Jareth, like I already do [only he&#8217;s not in my possessive little mitts yet]. Frank would be a modded regular Haund head on an Afghan body with severe breast augmentation. And Jennifer would be a Uyoo. Then I could have the whole Stichomythy in manipulable format! *&#8230;pauses&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2005\/12\/20\/if-i-had-unlimited-funds\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If I had unlimited funds&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}