{"id":1114,"date":"2008-07-28T11:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T15:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:26:55","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:26:55","slug":"wow-i-actually-like-a-triad-product","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/07\/28\/wow-i-actually-like-a-triad-product\/","title":{"rendered":"Wow, I actually like a Triad product!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.triadestore.com\/product_info.php?cPath=414&amp;products_id=1991\">Lola<\/a> is the first Triad Toys doll that attracts me. It&#8217;s not the fetishy schoolgirl outfit, though I do like it. It&#8217;s not the thigh-high black pleather platform heels, though they are perfect for&nbsp;Will. It&#8217;s not the custom cartoony bomb and the match, though Baozha would love those. It&#8217;s not the backpack with the teddy bear, though I can always use more backpacks, and I know Will wants the teddy bear. It&#8217;s not the guns because,&nbsp;unless they are squirt guns, firearms are irrelevant to my LHF universe. It&#8217;s not even the&nbsp;Otaku body, which sacrifices form over function.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s her face, her weary, sarcastic, annoyed face.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Get doll; keep head, hands, clothes, shoes, pack, bomb, match, teddy. Sell body, guns, holsters and other weapon-related crap. Body should go for $30.00. Guns should go for $10-15.00. Recoup ~1\/2 of purchase price.<\/p>\n<p>Give doll pink hair!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lola is the first Triad Toys doll that attracts me. It&#8217;s not the fetishy schoolgirl outfit, though I do like it. It&#8217;s not the thigh-high black pleather platform heels, though they are perfect for&nbsp;Will. It&#8217;s not the custom cartoony bomb and the match, though Baozha would love those. It&#8217;s not the backpack with the teddy&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/07\/28\/wow-i-actually-like-a-triad-product\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wow, I actually like a Triad product!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[716],"class_list":["post-1114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-16-scale-stuff-i-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5876,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions\/5876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}