{"id":1132,"date":"2008-08-12T10:15:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T14:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1132"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:23:21","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:23:21","slug":"twilight-summarized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/08\/12\/twilight-summarized\/","title":{"rendered":"Twilight, summarized"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amanda Bussell <a href=\"http:\/\/shinga.deviantart.com\/art\/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254\">nails<\/a> the silliness of Twilight. Please note Edward&#8217;s completely angular and impenetrable constipation and Bella&#8217;s googly brainlessness.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus, there&#8217;s an entire <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twilightsucks.com\">Twilight Sucks<\/a> Web site.<\/p>\n<p>For more mordant humor, look into her <a href=\"http:\/\/headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com\/\">Headtrip<\/a> manga-style cartoon about teenaged girls with sarcastic senses of humor. I enjoy the one-off jokes with recurring characters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amanda Bussell nails the silliness of Twilight. Please note Edward&#8217;s completely angular and impenetrable constipation and Bella&#8217;s googly brainlessness. Jesus, there&#8217;s an entire Twilight Sucks Web site. For more mordant humor, look into her Headtrip manga-style cartoon about teenaged girls with sarcastic senses of humor. I enjoy the one-off jokes with recurring characters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729,713],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-twilight-saga-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5863,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions\/5863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}