{"id":1140,"date":"2008-08-16T09:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-16T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1140"},"modified":"2015-08-28T10:47:17","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T14:47:17","slug":"i-hate-when-that-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/08\/16\/i-hate-when-that-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate when that happens&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<form action=\"http:\/\/memes.angrygoats.net\/post\/haiku\" method=\"post\">Here&#8217;s the least nonsensical haiku I could get from a generator that creates haikus from one&#8217;s blog entries. I hate it when the godly powers of something shove me out the window. :p<\/p>\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#ddddff\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<th><a href=\"http:\/\/memes.angrygoats.net\/\">Haiku<sup>2<\/sup><\/a> for blogofstench<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<blockquote style=\"border-right: 1px solid #bbbbdd; padding: 5px; text-align: right;\"><p>bristles with gods powers<br \/>\nand borders leaving you to<br \/>\nwork out the window<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><input name=\"haiku_username\" size=\"8\" type=\"text\" value=\"blogofstench\" \/> @<select name=\"haiku_server\"><option value=\"aboutmylife.net\">aboutmylife.net<\/option><option value=\"advogato.org\">advogato.org<\/option><option value=\"blogger.com\">blogger.com<\/option><option value=\"blogs.gnome.org\">blogs.gnome.org<\/option><option value=\"blogspot.com\">blogspot.com<\/option><option value=\"deadjournal.com\">deadjournal.com<\/option><option value=\"greatestjournal.com\">greatestjournal.com<\/option><option value=\"insanejournal.com\">insanejournal.com<\/option><option selected=\"selected\" value=\"livejournal.com\">livejournal.com<\/option><option value=\"myspace.com\">myspace.com<\/option><option value=\"spaces.msn.com\">spaces.msn.com<\/option><\/select><input name=\"haiku_referrer\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"blogofstench@livejournal.com\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><input type=\"submit\" value=\"What's my Haiku?\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#bbbbdd\"><small><a href=\"http:\/\/grahame.livejournal.com\/\">Created by Grahame<\/a><\/small><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the least nonsensical haiku I could get from a generator that creates haikus from one&#8217;s blog entries. I hate it when the godly powers of something shove me out the window. :p Haiku2 for blogofstench bristles with gods powers and borders leaving you to work out the window @aboutmylife.netadvogato.orgblogger.comblogs.gnome.orgblogspot.comdeadjournal.comgreatestjournal.cominsanejournal.comlivejournal.commyspace.comspaces.msn.com Created by Grahame<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[731],"class_list":["post-1140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1140"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6033,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions\/6033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}