{"id":1152,"date":"2008-08-26T11:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1152"},"modified":"2008-08-26T11:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T15:29:00","slug":"you-know-what-this-world-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/08\/26\/you-know-what-this-world-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"You know what this world needs?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Fruits zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: Technically, a decora zombie.<\/p>\n<p>Fuzzy legwarmers, patterned skirts in layers, stripey socks, hair full of barettes and clips, T-shirts with cartoon characters, purses and backpacks with cartoon animals and Very! Bright! Pink!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Fruits zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp; EDIT: Technically, a decora zombie. Fuzzy legwarmers, patterned skirts in layers, stripey socks, hair full of barettes and clips, T-shirts with cartoon characters, purses and backpacks with cartoon animals and Very! Bright! Pink!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}