{"id":11973,"date":"2018-11-23T21:51:33","date_gmt":"2018-11-24T02:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=11973"},"modified":"2018-12-25T19:42:05","modified_gmt":"2018-12-26T00:42:05","slug":"alison-and-bill-and-the-produce-section-in-progress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2018\/11\/23\/alison-and-bill-and-the-produce-section-in-progress\/","title":{"rendered":"Alison and Bill and the produce section in progress"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s an update on the produce section… <\/p>\n

Last week I got more stock in the mail for my produce section: cantaloupe, eggplant, pumpkins, kabocha [green pumpkin-like things], onions, and red potatoes. While I was at it, I also got some bottles and cartons of juice, at left in front. Everything is genuine Iwako, thus high quality.<\/p>\n

I’m still waiting for pineapple, cucumbers, bok choy, and cabbage [all erasers], as well as some yellow peppers. I also have some oblate spheroids that I need to turn into persimmons or tomatoes or something…<\/p>\n

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The pumpkins came in an alarmingly fluorescent shade of orange, so I repainted them with more of a yellowish ochre. The kabocha next to them are a sweet squash regularly used in Japanese tempura. The brown produce trays are made from lids of paperboard jewelry boxes. I need to prop them up on a slant.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Let’s assume that the cantaloupe [lower left], eggplant, and kabocha are a good size for 1:6 scale. Even the pumpkins are, if we assume they’re mini pie pumpkins. That leaves the onions and red potatoes ridiculously out of scale, however.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The potato is maybe 125% the size of the cantaloupe! The onion is the same size as the cantaloupe! Alison and Bill are both puzzled and amused.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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I’ve decided to embrace the out-of-scaleness, however. There will be a special sign by the potatoes: PREPOSTEROUSLY PRODIGIOUS POTATOES. The one by the onions will say OVERTLY OVERSIZE ONIONS.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s an update on the produce section…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[792,793,777,704],"class_list":["post-11973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-alison","tag-bill","tag-doctor-who-dolls","tag-sets-16-mine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11978,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11973\/revisions\/11978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}