The stereotypical Laby fan is a lustfully hormonal teenaged girl [or a woman with the hormones of a lustful teenaged girl] who wishes she had a personal Jareth to do naughty activities with. MALE Jareth\/Laby fans do exist, however. But they are just overwhelmed by the squealing<\/i> of the aforementioned girls.<\/p>\n
I have proof that guy fans exist because one of them wrote to me: a hilarious document entitled “50 Signs That You Are Obsessed With Labyrinth: Humor for GUYS.” I’ll post the whole list eventually, but here’s my favorite item:<\/p>\n
21. Your answering machine message is Laby related. (Mine: \u201cHello, you\u2019ve reached the Goblin King. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and leave a message after the beep.\u201d) <\/p>\n
30. You have actually tried to learn the choreography for “Dance Magic.”<\/p>\n
42. You have a MAJOR crush on Jennifer Connelly. [Just don’t tell my girlfriend.]<\/p>\n
Watch for more when I get my rear in gear and update the Realm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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