{"id":12129,"date":"2018-12-24T18:59:53","date_gmt":"2018-12-24T23:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=12129"},"modified":"2018-12-24T18:59:53","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T23:59:53","slug":"the-goblin-market-has-little-jars-of-uh-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2018\/12\/24\/the-goblin-market-has-little-jars-of-uh-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"The Goblin Market has little jars of&#8230;uh&#8230;stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twenty-five little resin jars of&#8230;uh&#8230;stuff&#8230;arrived today for the Goblin Market. The labels claim that they contain jam. However, given the fluorescent colors, I think they&#8217;re probably extraterrestrial. I put them over with the off-world food.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2314.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12132\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2314-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2314-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2314-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2314-108x144.jpg 108w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2314.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2315.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12131\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2315-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2315-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2315-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2315-108x144.jpg 108w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2315.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12130\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316-144x108.jpg 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2316.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twenty-five little resin jars of&#8230;uh&#8230;stuff&#8230;arrived today for the Goblin Market. The labels claim that they contain jam. However, given the fluorescent colors, I think they&#8217;re probably extraterrestrial. I put them over with the off-world food. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[777,704,789],"class_list":["post-12129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doctor-who-dolls","tag-sets-16-mine","tag-smallerverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12133,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12129\/revisions\/12133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}