{"id":1217,"date":"2008-09-29T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T14:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1217"},"modified":"2015-08-28T10:52:21","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T14:52:21","slug":"more-pirates-of-the-caribbean-and-more-princess-and-the-frog-dipshittery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/09\/29\/more-pirates-of-the-caribbean-and-more-princess-and-the-frog-dipshittery\/","title":{"rendered":"MORE Pirates of the Caribbean? And MORE Princess and the Frog dipshittery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny Depp <a href=\"http:\/\/www.variety.com\/VR1117992798.html\">signs on<\/a> to do Pirates 4. Stop beating a dead horse to death, Disney. <\/p>\n<p>Also, we get a preview of Disney&#8217;s horrid Princess and the Frog [previously <a href=\"http:\/\/blogofstench.livejournal.com\/192150.html\">discussed here],<\/a> with a princess of color, and ohhhhhh&#8230;it&#8217;s sick. Why in the squackity squack is the firefly missing teeth and talking like Jiminy Cricket in blackface? Also, &quot;Tiana&#8217;s&quot; very stretchy face and wide mouth make her a knock-off of Ariel. It <a href=\"http:\/\/artists.letssingit.com\/temptations-lyrics-shout-h8g4582\">makes me want to PUKE<\/a>&nbsp;kick my heels up and PUKE throw my hands up and PUKE&nbsp;throw my head back and PUKE&#8230; [Apologies to the Temptations.]<\/p>\n<p><lj-embed id=\"6\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny Depp signs on to do Pirates 4. Stop beating a dead horse to death, Disney. Also, we get a preview of Disney&#8217;s horrid Princess and the Frog [previously discussed here], with a princess of color, and ohhhhhh&#8230;it&#8217;s sick. Why in the squackity squack is the firefly missing teeth and talking like Jiminy Cricket in&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/09\/29\/more-pirates-of-the-caribbean-and-more-princess-and-the-frog-dipshittery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MORE Pirates of the Caribbean? And MORE Princess and the Frog dipshittery.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[657,656],"class_list":["post-1217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-people-of-color","tag-racism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1217"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6062,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217\/revisions\/6062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}