{"id":12657,"date":"2019-04-30T19:51:30","date_gmt":"2019-04-30T23:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=12657"},"modified":"2019-04-30T19:51:30","modified_gmt":"2019-04-30T23:51:30","slug":"iris-with-new-and-improved-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2019\/04\/30\/iris-with-new-and-improved-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Iris with new and improved hair!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iris came back from her sojourn with @trufflemushroom, who rerooted her using a Pride rainbow of warm-toned embroidery floss. Queerness ensued. <!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12658\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12658\" style=\"width: 683px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12658 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870-96x144.jpg 96w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1870.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12658\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are you paying attention, Mattel? This is what Fashionista 90 should have looked like. @trufflesmushrooms&#8217; stunning reroot brings vibrant life and energy to a cute, welcoming sculpt full of attitude.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12660\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871-96x144.jpg 96w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1871.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12659\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12659\" style=\"width: 683px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12659 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869-96x144.jpg 96w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1869.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12659\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I wasn&#8217;t sure that the arm warmers and the boots would go, but they do. WORK IT, IRIS!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12661\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12661\" style=\"width: 683px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12661 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874-96x144.jpg 96w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1874.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12661\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">TOO QUEER 4 HERE. Still needs some fill on her palms painted and something done about that abominable grey eyeliner, but still damn stunning as is.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iris came back from her sojourn with @trufflemushroom, who rerooted her using a Pride rainbow of warm-toned embroidery floss. 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