{"id":12908,"date":"2019-08-25T19:32:54","date_gmt":"2019-08-25T23:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=12908"},"modified":"2019-08-25T19:32:54","modified_gmt":"2019-08-25T23:32:54","slug":"as-heck-would-say-nannyyyyyyyyyyy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2019\/08\/25\/as-heck-would-say-nannyyyyyyyyyyy\/","title":{"rendered":"As Heck would say, &#8220;Nannyyyyyyyyyyy!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look who I&#8217;m making a doll of! Look who I spent an ungodly [har har] amount of money on clothes for! Look who I spent $40.00 on sunglasses for that don&#8217;t even fit her damn [har har] face! Look whose neck I&#8217;m gonna have to bulk up&#8230; Look whose hair I&#8217;m gonna have to sculpt without weighing down the back of her head too much. Look whose head I&#8217;m going to have to paint for a rough match&#8230; Look who still needs mods on her blazer for a higher collar and slightly longer shirt cuffs and a dark red ribbon at her throat and a carpet bag and SOME GLASSES THAT FIT!<\/p>\n<p>Look who, despite all that, looks remarkably awesome, even in draft form and will look even awesomer when I give her a smirk! Look who&#8217;s eventually going to have at least a Heck doll to go with her!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12909\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472-96x144.jpg 96w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2472.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12910\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479-96x144.jpg 96w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_2479.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look who I&#8217;m making a doll of! Look who I spent an ungodly [har har] amount of money on clothes for! Look who I spent $40.00 on sunglasses for that don&#8217;t even fit her damn [har har] face! Look whose neck I&#8217;m gonna have to bulk up&#8230; Look whose hair I&#8217;m gonna have to sculpt&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2019\/08\/25\/as-heck-would-say-nannyyyyyyyyyyy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">As Heck would say, &#8220;Nannyyyyyyyyyyy!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[806],"class_list":["post-12908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nanny-ashtoreth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12911,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12908\/revisions\/12911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}