{"id":1291,"date":"2008-11-10T15:57:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T20:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2008-11-10T15:57:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T20:57:00","slug":"may-i-please-have-a-cheeseburger-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/11\/10\/may-i-please-have-a-cheeseburger-com\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;May I please have a cheeseburger.com?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 6-year-old stepkidsy enjoys watching us go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.icanhascheezburger.com\">icanhascheezburger.com<\/a> and reading the LOLcats out loud to her. She asks to see &quot;kitty pictures&quot; regularly. While she certainly enjoys pictures of adorable animals doing amusing things, she has yet to grasp the inherent humor of LOLspeak, as evidenced by her hypercorrect name for icanhascheezburger.com: &quot;mayipleasehaveacheeseburger.com.&quot; She has requested this much politer and more grammatically correct site several times on the past visits. ^_^ She also tries to make up her own LOLspeak jokes. Sometimes we can hear her trying them out: &quot;O hai is u my kidsy?&quot; Or, &quot;Sleeping cat is sleeping!&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 6-year-old stepkidsy enjoys watching us go to icanhascheezburger.com and reading the LOLcats out loud to her. She asks to see &quot;kitty pictures&quot; regularly. While she certainly enjoys pictures of adorable animals doing amusing things, she has yet to grasp the inherent humor of LOLspeak, as evidenced by her hypercorrect name for icanhascheezburger.com: &quot;mayipleasehaveacheeseburger.com.&quot; She&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/11\/10\/may-i-please-have-a-cheeseburger-com\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;May I please have a cheeseburger.com?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}