{"id":1340,"date":"2008-12-09T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2015-08-28T10:59:19","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T14:59:19","slug":"virtual-vampires-of-vermont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/12\/09\/virtual-vampires-of-vermont\/","title":{"rendered":"Virtual Vampires of Vermont"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, seriously. It&#8217;s the title of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Virtual-Vampires-Vermont-American-Chillers\/dp\/1893699587\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1228845559&amp;sr=1-1\">a real book.<\/a> Since they&#8217;re virtual, they aren&#8217;t tied to a particular location, so why are they in Vermont, aside from alliterative value? Furthermore, what do they feed on: pixelated gore from first-person shooters?<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanchillers.com\/Books\/pdfs\/13Vampires-preview.pdf\">A riveting preview,<\/a> full of One-Sentence Paragraphs Of Emphasis and <em>Italics Of Doom!!<\/em> Apparently nothing Vermont-related was employed in the creation of this hackwork entry into a series. How disappointing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, seriously. It&#8217;s the title of a real book. Since they&#8217;re virtual, they aren&#8217;t tied to a particular location, so why are they in Vermont, aside from alliterative value? Furthermore, what do they feed on: pixelated gore from first-person shooters? EDIT: A riveting preview, full of One-Sentence Paragraphs Of Emphasis and Italics Of Doom!! Apparently&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/12\/09\/virtual-vampires-of-vermont\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Virtual Vampires of Vermont<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[696],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-books-that-piss-me-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6084,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions\/6084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}