{"id":1343,"date":"2008-12-11T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2008-12-11T12:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T17:31:00","slug":"chris-dane-owens-orgasm-of-incoherent-images","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/12\/11\/chris-dane-owens-orgasm-of-incoherent-images\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Dane Owens&#8217; orgasm of incoherent images"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some dude is singing a song while his hair blows violently, and fantasy cliches of the 1980s, all starring him, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4&amp;eurl=http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/12\/10\/&amp;feature=player_embedded\">roll across the screen<\/a> like a mash-up of several movie trailers. The music has nothing to do with the images, yet the mixture remains strangely compelling, if only because I&#8217;m trying to figure out who this guy is and what story, if any, he&#8217;s trying to tell. Also he&#8217;s kind of hot when he&#8217;s not wearing that stupid little goatee.<\/p>\n<p>The dude&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0654338\/\">IMDB<\/a> page. The dude&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisdaneowens.com\/\">official<\/a> site. An <a href=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/technology\/2008\/12\/chris-dane-owen.html\">interview<\/a> with the dude. Bonus: He explains the &quot;plot&quot; of the music video in the interview! Also he&#8217;s a complete nerd with a huge emotional investment in the music video characters, whom he wants to develop into a manga series. He seems like a nice guy, but why&#8230;why&#8230;WHY is his hair twitching like that? WHY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some dude is singing a song while his hair blows violently, and fantasy cliches of the 1980s, all starring him, roll across the screen like a mash-up of several movie trailers. The music has nothing to do with the images, yet the mixture remains strangely compelling, if only because I&#8217;m trying to figure out who&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/12\/11\/chris-dane-owens-orgasm-of-incoherent-images\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chris Dane Owens&#8217; orgasm of incoherent images<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}