{"id":1383,"date":"2009-01-02T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2009-01-02T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T17:48:00","slug":"sign-up-for-credit-card-get-free-doll-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/01\/02\/sign-up-for-credit-card-get-free-doll-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"Sign up for credit card; get free doll clothes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s the kind of offer I can get behind. Amazon keeps offering me a $30.00 credit if I get an Amazon.com Visa card, so, since I was feeling like acquiring things without spending money today, I tossed a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Mrs-PFE-Albee-Barbie-Doll\/dp\/B000KBKQG2\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=toys-and-games&amp;qid=1230918711&amp;sr=1-1\">P.F. Albee Barbie<\/a> and an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Only-Hearts-Club-Velour-Jogging\/dp\/B000UFUNRA\/ref=sr_1_21?ie=UTF8&amp;s=toys-and-games&amp;qid=1230918674&amp;sr=8-21\">Only Hearts Club outfit<\/a> in my cart. With shipping, my total came to $29.09, which means that these purchases will end up not costing me anything.<\/p>\n<p>The P.F. Albee Barbie commemorates a door-to-door Avon rep precursor who was active in the <em>fin-de-siecle<\/em> period. She comes in a beautiful lavender walking suit for respectable sales calls. Into this outfit I intend to jam the portly Justine. Wish me luck.<\/p>\n<p>The OHC outfit, a blindingly pink jogging suit, will be divided up among my small characters, such as Susie, Little Anneka and Absinthe. Poor Susie&#8230;Her lightweight and very slender Obitsu body makes her look hunchbacked and cadaverous, despite her chubby little face. Maybe she needs some plastic surgery this weekend. I tried to bulk her up with a turtleneck under her sweatshirt, but she still looks fragile.<\/p>\n<p>YAY&nbsp;FREE&nbsp;CLOTHES!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s the kind of offer I can get behind. Amazon keeps offering me a $30.00 credit if I get an Amazon.com Visa card, so, since I was feeling like acquiring things without spending money today, I tossed a P.F. Albee Barbie and an Only Hearts Club outfit in my cart. With shipping, my total came&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/01\/02\/sign-up-for-credit-card-get-free-doll-clothes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sign up for credit card; get free doll clothes.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}