{"id":1403,"date":"2009-01-09T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T19:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2015-08-28T11:02:42","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T15:02:42","slug":"the-patient-poops-a-lung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/01\/09\/the-patient-poops-a-lung\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cracked.com did a feature about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/write-your-own-house-episode\/\">formulaic nature of House.<\/a> It&#8217;s amusing whether you&#8217;ve seen the show or not, no matter what your feelings toward it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cracked.com did a feature about the formulaic nature of House. It&#8217;s amusing whether you&#8217;ve seen the show or not, no matter what your feelings toward it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6094,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/6094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}