{"id":1455,"date":"2009-02-06T10:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1455"},"modified":"2015-08-28T11:06:47","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T15:06:47","slug":"christian-bale-flips-his-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/02\/06\/christian-bale-flips-his-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Christian Bale flips his shit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone remixed Christian Bale&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48&amp;eurl=http:\/\/shakespearessister.blogspot.com\/search?updated-max=2009-02-04T10%3A08%3A00-06%3A00&amp;max-results=20&amp;feature=player_embedded\">shit-flipping<\/a> on the director of photography for Terminator 4, and I&#8217;ve been listening to it a bit over the past few days. The remix brings out the repetitive, whiny, self-important nature of his bloviation and substitutes for an inner monolog when something annoys me. <\/p>\n<p>Did you almost fall on the ice this morning? Play this.<\/p>\n<p>Did you not get the job you wanted? Play this.<\/p>\n<p>Did the post office temporarily misplace your $280.00 doll from Australia? Play this.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have to review a self-insertion wank-off in 350 words or less? Play this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone remixed Christian Bale&#8217;s shit-flipping on the director of photography for Terminator 4, and I&#8217;ve been listening to it a bit over the past few days. The remix brings out the repetitive, whiny, self-important nature of his bloviation and substitutes for an inner monolog when something annoys me. Did you almost fall on the ice&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/02\/06\/christian-bale-flips-his-shit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Christian Bale flips his shit.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6109,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions\/6109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}