{"id":1459,"date":"2009-02-08T18:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T23:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2009-02-08T18:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T23:18:00","slug":"frickin-fruit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/02\/08\/frickin-fruit\/","title":{"rendered":"Frickin&#8217; fruit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to add healthy amounts of fruit into your diet when the fruit is actively <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hh5a0ucs8kQ\">out to get you.<\/a> One of my favorite bits from Eddie Izzard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to add healthy amounts of fruit into your diet when the fruit is actively out to get you. One of my favorite bits from Eddie Izzard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}