{"id":1469,"date":"2009-02-12T08:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T13:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2009-02-12T08:33:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T13:33:00","slug":"mail-eats-little-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/02\/12\/mail-eats-little-will\/","title":{"rendered":"Mail eats Little Will."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sent Little Will&#8217;s face to tiffanyjbt on DOA to get him repainted. The mail ate him, even though he was priority. He should have taken only 3 days at max to go from MA to IN, but he still hain&#8217;t arrived yet, and it&#8217;s nearly Commercialized Hearts Day. &gt;: I hate you USPS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sent Little Will&#8217;s face to tiffanyjbt on DOA to get him repainted. The mail ate him, even though he was priority. He should have taken only 3 days at max to go from MA to IN, but he still hain&#8217;t arrived yet, and it&#8217;s nearly Commercialized Hearts Day. &gt;: I hate you USPS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}