{"id":14972,"date":"2021-07-10T11:02:17","date_gmt":"2021-07-10T15:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=14972"},"modified":"2021-07-10T11:02:17","modified_gmt":"2021-07-10T15:02:17","slug":"kitty-is-here-oh-yes-oh-yes-oh-yes-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2021\/07\/10\/kitty-is-here-oh-yes-oh-yes-oh-yes-it-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitty is here! Oh yes oh yes oh yes, it is!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kitty, Harry&#8217;s sentient service robot, is in the house! It&#8217;s a highly sociable, friendly, anxiety-ridden, autistic, sentient scorpion robot with the personality of a golden retriever and the mannerisms of a cat. Here it is, helpfully carrying a basket of new friends! The Kitty doll is actually a Schleich scorpion that came with an armored rider.<!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_4264.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14973\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_4264.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"612\" height=\"816\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_4264.jpg 612w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_4264-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_4264-108x144.jpg 108w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kitty, Harry&#8217;s sentient service robot, is in the house! It&#8217;s a highly sociable, friendly, anxiety-ridden, autistic, sentient scorpion robot with the personality of a golden retriever and the mannerisms of a cat. Here it is, helpfully carrying a basket of new friends! The Kitty doll is actually a Schleich scorpion that came with an armored&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2021\/07\/10\/kitty-is-here-oh-yes-oh-yes-oh-yes-it-is\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kitty is here! Oh yes oh yes oh yes, it is!!!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14974,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14972\/revisions\/14974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}