{"id":1513,"date":"2009-03-12T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2009-03-12T19:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T23:48:00","slug":"dead-girls-diary-3-no-true-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/03\/12\/dead-girls-diary-3-no-true-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead Girl&#8217;s Diary 3: &#8220;No True Love&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In which Absinthe demonstrates to Margie that real life does not follow romance. <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=316\">http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=316<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Comments: Previously in our side plot, Dead Girl&rsquo;s Diary, we were following the adventures of the person who vamped Will, his ex-girlfriend Absinthe. She was <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=242\">writing,<\/a> with great sadness, about the pivotal events in her 200+-year life, especially how she loved her Native American grandfather and also Will.&nbsp; Her &ldquo;foster mom&rdquo; Margie then interrupted her, <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=258\">announcing<\/a> to Absinthe that she had mail. It was the Metro Moonlight, which Absinthe now reads.<\/p>\n<p>&hellip;Obviously she&rsquo;s reading the gossip section. Actually, I imagine the entire MeMo to be written in the same nosey, sensationalistic tone; it reinforces the concept I have of the vampire clans as citizens of a very invasive small town. :p<\/p>\n<p>Franklin, Massachusetts, is on the coastline south of Boston called &ldquo;the South Shore.&rdquo; Salem, being north of Boston, is on &ldquo;the North Shore.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which Absinthe demonstrates to Margie that real life does not follow romance. http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=316 Comments: Previously in our side plot, Dead Girl&rsquo;s Diary, we were following the adventures of the person who vamped Will, his ex-girlfriend Absinthe. She was writing, with great sadness, about the pivotal events in her 200+-year life, especially how she loved&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/03\/12\/dead-girls-diary-3-no-true-love\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dead Girl&#8217;s Diary 3: &#8220;No True Love&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}