{"id":15347,"date":"2021-10-30T16:00:28","date_gmt":"2021-10-30T20:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=15347"},"modified":"2021-11-06T16:08:15","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T20:08:15","slug":"flaming-hot-pussy-is-kitted-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2021\/10\/30\/flaming-hot-pussy-is-kitted-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Flaming Hot Pussy is kitted out!"},"content":{"rendered":"

For decades, I’ve had an imaginary band called Flaming Hot Pussy. Their latest iteration recently all got their instruments, so allow me to introduce the hottest band around: FHP! <\/p>\n

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From left to right, we have Marvin the marvelous on vocals, Leila on banjo, Epona on bass, Rosie on percussion, and Anna on clarinet.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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MGA Rainbow High Vanessa Tempo came with the three drums in the center. I added the two snares and the hi hat. All of them are solidly constructed of metal. They were Xmas ornaments, purchased from my local decor store Homeport, until I removed their strings. I know less than nothing about drums, so they’re probably too small and\/or too far away, but at least now Rosie’s kit looks more convincing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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The hi hat has a functioning pedal!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Leila picks at the banjo, another repurposed Xmas ornament from Homeport. Incidentally, Anna’s clarinet is also from Homeport, but it’s a magnet.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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