{"id":15422,"date":"2021-11-20T18:10:37","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T23:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=15422"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:00:13","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:00:13","slug":"the-elder-witches-in-candy-for-breakfast-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2021\/11\/20\/the-elder-witches-in-candy-for-breakfast-part-iv\/","title":{"rendered":"The Elder Witches in…Candy for Breakfast part IV!"},"content":{"rendered":"

While the dorklets are eating candy in Day’s bedroom, the Magister makes breakfast in the kitchen. <\/p>\n

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Night and Day’s parents, the Elder Witches, are hundreds of years old and huge nerds.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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This is the Magister, whose interests are cooking, designing clothes, making likenesses [dolls] of the people he loves, and dressing like a villain from a classic TV show. [The apron was designed by the Hippie and constructed by the Stylist specifically to clash with his preference for brooding black and purple and blue.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The magical oatmeal is green, but that doesn’t affect the taste.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Nevertheless, it needs a little something.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The Magister calls in one of his spouses, the Stylist. Her interests include styling hair, designing clothes, exploiting the rumor mill, and giving the Magister shit.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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The Magister’s other spouse appears. It’s the Hippie! Their interests include plants and fungi, quoting Emily Dickinson, and losing things in their pockets.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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“It’s delicious!” they cheer.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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“Wait…why are you touching me??”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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“It’s a hug!”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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“It’s a hug, you dingus. Get used to it!”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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