{"id":1544,"date":"2009-04-06T12:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-06T16:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2009-04-06T12:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-06T16:10:00","slug":"lhf-1-1-old-ep-sexy-new-look","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/04\/06\/lhf-1-1-old-ep-sexy-new-look\/","title":{"rendered":"LHF 1.1: Old ep, sexy new look!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reshot for my upcoming LHF book [BUYBUYBUY], it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=4\">1.1: Domestic Vampires,<\/a> in which our fair protagonists get off to a rollicking sarcastic start. I think Anneka&#8217;s dildo is about as big as her bedside lamp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reshot for my upcoming LHF book [BUYBUYBUY], it&#8217;s 1.1: Domestic Vampires, in which our fair protagonists get off to a rollicking sarcastic start. I think Anneka&#8217;s dildo is about as big as her bedside lamp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}