{"id":1615,"date":"2009-06-16T16:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T20:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1615"},"modified":"2009-06-16T16:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T20:55:00","slug":"the-jareth-experiment-iii-a-superior-smirk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/06\/16\/the-jareth-experiment-iii-a-superior-smirk\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jareth Experiment III: A superior smirk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After doing some work on Jareth&#8217;s head with brown, black and peach, I stuck his eyes in his head, plopped him on Frank&#8217;s body and eyed the result. <!--more A smorgasbord of [questionable] awesomeness below, with bonus awesomesauce.-->Well, <em>he<\/em> clearly thinks he&#8217;s awesome. <\/p>\n<p>The pictures below remind me why I like this headsculpt so much. The combination of the very small smile plus the down-looking eyes give it such an air of calm satisfaction. A character with this expression not only thinks that he is awesome, but projects so much awesomeness that his arrogance is warranted. Apparently Jareth&#8217;s awesomeness is so powerful that a borrowed body and wretchedly mismatched clothes only <em>magnify<\/em> his awesomeness, rather than detract from it.<\/p>\n<p>And you know what he eats for dinner? A freshly ground, free-range, unadulterated awesomeburger, topped with awesomesauce, on a toasted awesomebun! On the side, he has a salad made of awesomefruit [har], garnished with berries and flowers from the edible awesomeblossom. And he washes it down with 200 proof awesomejuice. He takes it neat, of course. For dessert he has awesome pudding with creamed awesome on top and awesome a la mode. Then, when he goes to sleep, little Zs come out of his head that smell sweetly of awesomeness. Beat <em>that.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Note: I&#8217;m not sure I subscribe to this menu. I am merely translating his expression into words.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Now the word &quot;awesome&quot; doesn&#8217;t make any sense. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jareth\/exp\/100_2540.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jareth\/exp\/100_2540.JPG\" \/><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jareth\/exp\/100_2544.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jareth\/exp\/100_2544.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jareth\/exp\/100_2546.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jareth\/exp\/100_2546.JPG\" \/><br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After doing some work on Jareth&#8217;s head with brown, black and peach, I stuck his eyes in his head, plopped him on Frank&#8217;s body and eyed the result.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}