{"id":1623,"date":"2009-06-23T10:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2009-06-23T10:14:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T14:14:00","slug":"lhf-5-9-velvettes-new-pattern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/06\/23\/lhf-5-9-velvettes-new-pattern\/","title":{"rendered":"LHF 5.9: &#8220;Velvette&#8217;s New Pattern&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In which Velvette reveals her<a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/lhf\/?p=406\"> true feelings.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Commentary: Upon winding up the story of her death, Anneka fiddles with one of Janet&rsquo;s many robots. It is actually a wind-up toy, Noggin Bops, that dances by swinging its hips! Meanwhile, Velvette takes Anneka&rsquo;s advice in a different way than she expected.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which Velvette reveals her true feelings. Commentary: Upon winding up the story of her death, Anneka fiddles with one of Janet&rsquo;s many robots. It is actually a wind-up toy, Noggin Bops, that dances by swinging its hips! Meanwhile, Velvette takes Anneka&rsquo;s advice in a different way than she expected.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}