{"id":1683,"date":"2009-08-09T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T00:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1683"},"modified":"2009-08-09T20:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T00:40:00","slug":"the-twilight-saga-the-official-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/08\/09\/the-twilight-saga-the-official-guide\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What fresh poop is this? [Answer: It&#8217;s actually stale poop.] Stephenie Meyer is writing an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Twilight-Saga-Official-Guide\/dp\/0316043125\/ref=pd_sim_b_2\">&quot;official guide&quot;<\/a> to four books of whingeing and sparkling, complete with &quot;genealogical charts,&quot; in case you haven&#8217;t already figured out that the books are the bastard children of the worst romance novels ever. My favorite comments on this book come from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Twilight-isnt-really-that-follow\/forum\/Fx1J721FWXMGSKZ\/Tx229ZV321APL5B\/1\/ref=cm_cd_dp_tft_tp?_encoding=UTF8&amp;asin=0316043125&amp;store=books\">this<\/a> Amazon.com customer discussion: &quot;Cash cow says moo&quot; and &quot;I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s just Spackle for the plot holes.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What fresh poop is this? [Answer: It&#8217;s actually stale poop.] Stephenie Meyer is writing an &quot;official guide&quot; to four books of whingeing and sparkling, complete with &quot;genealogical charts,&quot; in case you haven&#8217;t already figured out that the books are the bastard children of the worst romance novels ever. My favorite comments on this book come&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/08\/09\/the-twilight-saga-the-official-guide\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}