{"id":1695,"date":"2009-08-28T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1695"},"modified":"2015-08-28T11:25:12","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T15:25:12","slug":"i-dont-like-high-fructose-corn-syrup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/08\/28\/i-dont-like-high-fructose-corn-syrup\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t like high-fructose corn syrup."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It makes sweets taste foamy and insubstantial in a bad way, and it makes my knees feel brittle. I much prefer my sweets with cane sugar, maple syrup, fruit juice and other sweeteners not made by torturing corn. That said, I do consume some HFCS, such as in today&#8217;s candy bar [Milky Way], which, much like fast food, I immediately regretted eating after I finished the last bite. People in my cohort, class and income bracket can be so conditioned to consume junk food without thinking about it that we&#8217;re sometimes startled when we realize, <strong><em>Hey, this tastes bad.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It makes sweets taste foamy and insubstantial in a bad way, and it makes my knees feel brittle. I much prefer my sweets with cane sugar, maple syrup, fruit juice and other sweeteners not made by torturing corn. That said, I do consume some HFCS, such as in today&#8217;s candy bar [Milky Way], which, much&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/08\/28\/i-dont-like-high-fructose-corn-syrup\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I don&#8217;t like high-fructose corn syrup.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[631],"class_list":["post-1695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6174,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695\/revisions\/6174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}