{"id":1753,"date":"2009-11-03T08:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T13:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1753"},"modified":"2015-08-28T11:29:51","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T15:29:51","slug":"ive-got-an-itch-to-scratch-i-need-assistance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2009\/11\/03\/ive-got-an-itch-to-scratch-i-need-assistance\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;ve got an itch to scratch &#8212; I need assistance!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Janet sings that line in Toucha Toucha Touch Me In Rocky Horror, she&#8217;s talking about an itch to scratch that she herself can&#8217;t reach. Did you know there&#8217;s a word for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/acnestis\">the part of your body where you cannot reach to scratch?<\/a> It&#8217;s called &#8220;acnestis.&#8221; Just reading the word makes me itch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Janet sings that line in Toucha Toucha Touch Me In Rocky Horror, she&#8217;s talking about an itch to scratch that she herself can&#8217;t reach. Did you know there&#8217;s a word for the part of your body where you cannot reach to scratch? It&#8217;s called &#8220;acnestis.&#8221; Just reading the word makes me itch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[639],"class_list":["post-1753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6195,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753\/revisions\/6195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}