{"id":1886,"date":"2010-09-24T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-25T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2010-09-24T21:34:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-25T01:34:00","slug":"bad-idea-mw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2010\/09\/24\/bad-idea-mw\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad idea, MW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got the genius, bad, tempting idea this afternoon that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobobie.com\/index.php?main_page=product_info&amp;products_id=140\">Bobobie Charisma<\/a> looks like Jareth. And there&#8217;s a Bobobie Charisma human head on the DOA Marketplace right now for $30.00. Of course, it&#8217;s slate-blue, which Jareth most emphatically <em>ain&#8217;t,<\/em> but that&#8217;s why people who have airbrushes who can be hired to recolor a head were invented.<\/p>\n<p>To quote Hoggle from <em>Labyrinth,<\/em> &quot;Damn you, Jareth! And damn me too!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Like I need <em>more<\/em> Jareths in my life&#8230;especially after I already got rid of a BJD one [but it didn&#8217;t really look like him anyway].<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: Well, shit. I see that Bobobie is on my list of <a href=\"http:\/\/blogofstench.livejournal.com\/104854.html\">cheating doll cos.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;But Charisma has a <em>smirk.<\/em>..and a cheap price tag.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention the smirk? And the seductive androgyny? And the face that looks older than most preternaturally young-faced BJDs?<\/p>\n<p>How morally compromised am I, considering the abandonment of my principles for a cheap smirk?<\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;ve gotten that out of my system, maybe I can go to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got the genius, bad, tempting idea this afternoon that Bobobie Charisma looks like Jareth. And there&#8217;s a Bobobie Charisma human head on the DOA Marketplace right now for $30.00. Of course, it&#8217;s slate-blue, which Jareth most emphatically ain&#8217;t, but that&#8217;s why people who have airbrushes who can be hired to recolor a head were&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2010\/09\/24\/bad-idea-mw\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bad idea, MW!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}