{"id":19020,"date":"2023-12-10T14:09:07","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T19:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=19020"},"modified":"2023-12-18T14:11:37","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T19:11:37","slug":"sweet-sue-got-a-new-wig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2023\/12\/10\/sweet-sue-got-a-new-wig\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Sue got a new wig!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sweet Sue got a new wig off Ruby Lane, an online marketplace, after years of looking frazzled and neglected. Her new wig may look frazzled, but that&#8217;s just because it&#8217;s as old as she is. The style looks much better!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now I just have to do something about her bloomers always falling down&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19021\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-108x144.jpg 108w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001.jpg 1512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sweet Sue got a new wig off Ruby Lane, an online marketplace, after years of looking frazzled and neglected. Her new wig may look frazzled, but that&#8217;s just because it&#8217;s as old as she is. The style looks much better! Now I just have to do something about her bloomers always falling down&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19022,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19020\/revisions\/19022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}