{"id":19118,"date":"2023-12-30T10:25:36","date_gmt":"2023-12-30T15:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=19118"},"modified":"2024-07-03T14:46:24","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T18:46:24","slug":"look-upon-my-works-ye-mighty-and-despair-for-i-am-the-master-of-gelatin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2023\/12\/30\/look-upon-my-works-ye-mighty-and-despair-for-i-am-the-master-of-gelatin\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair &#8212; for I am the Master of Gelatin!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are they standing in awe or staging an intervention? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"19116\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19116\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048-144x108.jpg 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3048.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Surprise turned to concern when the family witnessed the repast that the Magister had prepared for dinner: Every single item was gelatinized!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"19117\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19117\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049-144x108.jpg 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_3049.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;Behold!&#8221; he exclaimed. &#8220;Fear not, for I am the Master of Gelatin!&#8221; Night and Day were pretty sure he was joking.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are they standing in awe or staging an intervention?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[902,896],"tags":[884,645,805],"class_list":["post-19118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-902","category-doll-photostories","tag-2023-14-the-magisters-gelatin-obsession","tag-doll-photostories","tag-dorklets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19119,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19118\/revisions\/19119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}