{"id":19771,"date":"2025-01-25T18:42:47","date_gmt":"2025-01-25T23:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=19771"},"modified":"2025-01-25T18:42:47","modified_gmt":"2025-01-25T23:42:47","slug":"a-hardshippers-photostory-being-gay-and-that-witch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2025\/01\/25\/a-hardshippers-photostory-being-gay-and-that-witch\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hardshippers photostory: Being Gay and That Witch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I rediscovered some miniature adhesive patches I commissioned about two years ago. One says BE GAY DO CRIMES. The other says 100% THAT WITCH. A photostory with all my favorite characters ensued. Technically no dorklets appeared. [Big Silence and Big Ethan are no longer dorklets.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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The mini patches in question.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Do we believe him?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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The Stylist is purposely exaggerating an expression like an unamused emoji.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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The Magister concedes that the Stylist wears it better while the Hippie, who is quite confident in their criminal abilities, suddenly questions whether they can, in all good conscience, \u201cdo gays,\u201d mostly because they\u2019re slightly unsure what that entails.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Feeling unequal to the task of doing gays, the Hippie hands off the assignment to Harry, who eagerly accepts, despite [or perhaps because] he is already self-assigned 100% that witch.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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In the Sugar Shack Harry delivers Missy a proposition she can\u2019t resist!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Silence feels some chagrin at her parents alluding to having a sex life in public. Ethan, meanwhile, feels inspired by the message on the sign.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Ethan: \u201cWanna do crime and be gay? Or versus vice?\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Silence: \u201cOh I\u2019m not versus vice. I\u2019m very pro-vice. Let\u2019s do it!\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I rediscovered some miniature adhesive patches I commissioned about two years ago. One says BE GAY DO CRIMES. The other says 100% THAT WITCH. A photostory with all my favorite characters ensued. Technically no dorklets appeared. [Big Silence and Big Ethan are no longer dorklets.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[921,896],"tags":[925,645],"class_list":["post-19771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-921","category-doll-photostories","tag-2025-03-being-gay-and-that-witch","tag-doll-photostories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19771"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19783,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19771\/revisions\/19783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}