{"id":200,"date":"2006-03-31T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=200"},"modified":"2006-03-31T12:13:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-31T17:13:00","slug":"an-ode-to-the-dollshe-dolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2006\/03\/31\/an-ode-to-the-dollshe-dolls\/","title":{"rendered":"An &#8220;Ode&#8221; to the Dollshe Dolls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by the release of two new Dollshe boy headsculpts, Saint and Bernard. [Pictures on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eluts.com\/\">eluts.com.<\/a>] Ahem&#8230; <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bermann\u2019s got tiny feet,<br \/>\nHaund a ski-jump schnozz.<br \/>\nHusky\u2019s constipated,<br \/>\nWith hands that look like claws.<br \/>\nIM looks uncomfortable &#8212;<br \/>\nThere\u2019s something up his butt &#8212;<br \/>\nAnd Afghan looks stupefied,<br \/>\nAlways saying, \u201cDurrrr\u2026what?\u201d<br \/>\nAfgha\u2019s not much better.<br \/>\nHer head\u2019s still way too small.<br \/>\nBernard\u2019s a girly boy; Saint&#8217;s a prig.<br \/>\nAnd they\u2019re all anorexically tall.<br \/>\nDollshes have a tendency<br \/>\nTo pitch forward and play dead.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s why I\u2019m Frankensteining<br \/>\nFrom Volks and Dollmore instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by the release of two new Dollshe boy headsculpts, Saint and Bernard. [Pictures on eluts.com.] Ahem&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}