{"id":2012,"date":"2011-04-09T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-09T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2012"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:22:49","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:22:49","slug":"today-i-learned-not-to-bother-sarah-when-shes-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2011\/04\/09\/today-i-learned-not-to-bother-sarah-when-shes-reading\/","title":{"rendered":"Today I learned&#8230;not to bother Sarah when she&#8217;s reading."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a hard lesson.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;Sarah!&quot;<br \/>Sarah: &quot;Reading.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;It&#8217;s a beautiful day out!&quot;<br \/>Sarah: &quot;Reading.&quot;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5397.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5397.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;Doesn&#8217;t it make you want to frolic?&quot;<br \/>Sarah: &quot;Reading.&quot;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5401.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5401.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;Want to take a walk with me?&quot;<br \/>Sarah: &quot;Reading!&quot;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5408.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5408.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;Never mind.&quot;<br \/>Sarah: &quot;I&#8217;M READING!!!&quot;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5416.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5416.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;I&#8217;ll go find someone who isn&#8217;t a party pooper.&quot;<br \/>Sarah: &quot;What did you say? I was reading.&quot;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5404.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/readoutside\/100_5404.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a hard lesson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[910,896],"tags":[645],"class_list":["post-2012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-910","category-doll-photostories","tag-doll-photostories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6268,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions\/6268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}