{"id":2053,"date":"2011-07-30T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-31T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2053"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:22:49","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:22:49","slug":"sarah-and-sardonix-think-its-boring-around-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2011\/07\/30\/sarah-and-sardonix-think-its-boring-around-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah and Sardonix think it&#8217;s boring around here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SIGH. They&#8217;re never satisfied!<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: &quot;Well, it&#8217;s not too fun playing dolls any more when Elizabeth hasn&#8217;t brought all her Rement foods to the new apartment. There&#8217;s nothing to play WITH!&quot;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5775.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5775.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sardonix: &quot;Tell me about it. I keep catching Noodge sneaking into the kitchen because there&#8217;s no Rement to feed her.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5776.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5776.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sarah: &quot;Cough.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5777.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5777.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sardonix: &quot;What?&quot;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5778.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5778.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sarah: &quot;You DO know that you&#8217;re not fooling anyone by blaming your mischief on the doll?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Sardonix: &quot;I know. But it just adds to my mystique.&quot;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5779.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/boring\/100_5779.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SIGH. They&#8217;re never satisfied! Sarah: &quot;Well, it&#8217;s not too fun playing dolls any more when Elizabeth hasn&#8217;t brought all her Rement foods to the new apartment. There&#8217;s nothing to play WITH!&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[910,896],"tags":[645,719],"class_list":["post-2053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-910","category-doll-photostories","tag-doll-photostories","tag-sardonix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5621,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions\/5621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}