{"id":2062,"date":"2011-08-04T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-04T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2062"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:22:49","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:22:49","slug":"if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-being-bothered-when-im-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2011\/08\/04\/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-being-bothered-when-im-reading\/","title":{"rendered":"If there&#8217;s one thing I hate, it&#8217;s being bothered when I&#8217;m reading."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Sarah, I&#8217;d like to take some pictures of you.&#8221;<br \/>\nSarah: &#8220;Shhh.&#8221;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5783.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5783.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;It will only take a minute.&#8221;<br \/>\nSarah: &#8220;Please don&#8217;t bother me!&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5784.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5784.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;C&#8217;mon!&#8221;<br \/>\nSarah: &#8220;If I act pretty for the camera, will you leave me alone?!&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\nSarah: &#8220;Good!&#8221;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: -moz-zoom-in;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5785.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5785.JPG\" width=\"580\" height=\"774\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5786.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5786.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5789.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5789.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5793.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sarah\/pretty\/100_5793.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Sarah, I&#8217;d like to take some pictures of you.&#8221; Sarah: &#8220;Shhh.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[910,896],"tags":[645],"class_list":["post-2062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-910","category-doll-photostories","tag-doll-photostories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6277,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions\/6277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}