{"id":20691,"date":"2025-10-17T12:11:44","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T16:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=20691"},"modified":"2025-10-17T12:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T16:13:03","slug":"dorklets-silencitx-and-ethancitx-in-the-halloween-house-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2025\/10\/17\/dorklets-silencitx-and-ethancitx-in-the-halloween-house-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorklets Silencitx and Ethancitx in…The Halloween House III!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Construction begins. But wait! Silencitx detects a fatal flaw in the chosen materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s really hard to enjoy Halloween decorations when you know what actual, real-life, historical tombstones look like. This story is brought to you by my personal experience. In fact, I bought this mini haunted house specifically so Silencitx could criticize the included serving platter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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Construction begins. But wait! Silencitx detects a fatal flaw in the chosen materials. It’s really hard to enjoy Halloween decorations when you know what actual, real-life, historical tombstones look like. This story is brought to you by my personal experience. In fact, I bought this mini haunted house specifically so Silencitx could criticize the included… Continue reading Dorklets Silencitx and Ethancitx in…The Halloween House III!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[921,896],"tags":[943,645,805],"class_list":["post-20691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-921","category-doll-photostories","tag-2025-17-the-halloween-house","tag-doll-photostories","tag-dorklets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20693,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20691\/revisions\/20693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}