{"id":21233,"date":"2026-07-05T19:51:56","date_gmt":"2026-07-05T23:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=21233"},"modified":"2026-07-05T19:51:56","modified_gmt":"2026-07-05T23:51:56","slug":"hairbags-package-a-16-scale-doll-photostory-from-february-25-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2026\/07\/05\/hairbags-package-a-16-scale-doll-photostory-from-february-25-2003\/","title":{"rendered":"Hairbag’s Package, a 1:6 scale doll photostory from February 25, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Back when I was much more active on Men With Dolls, I regularly traded packages [of doll stuff!!] with a guy named Terry, who went by Hairbag as his user name. He made me a bunch of 1:6 scale sex toys, some of which I still have. In response, I made this photostory about one of my dolls intentionally misrepresenting them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This character is Gabriel Essex, a Takara Cy Girl Destiny head on a Volks Goh Guy body, which was scrawny enough to wear Barbie tops! I was so thrilled that this doll had separated toes, and I made him some flip flops with foil coffee container liners for the soles and embroidery floss for the thongs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gosh, I should recreate Gabriel for old time’s sake, but where would I get a Volks Goh Guy body????<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This just goes to show that an effective story lies less in special effects and more in decent posing and characterization.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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Now pay attention, boys and girls. Today we’re going to examine Hairbag’s package.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Idiots! I said HAIRBAG’S package, not MW’s!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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That’s better. We’ll start with our first two items: battery-powered ear cleaners. (They vibrate for “deep cleansing action.”)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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And they fit conveniently in your pants for storage….<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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And next we have this stunning purple necklace….<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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An assortment of batons for the girl who likes to twirl!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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This is for newbie batonists. You can hang it around your neck so you don’t lose it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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And finally — this little gadget here is a… It’s a…uh…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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It’s a double-headed dildo…just like mine…which has been gathering dust in the closet for the past five years. Damn…I feel so lonely…..<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Stop the cameras. I’ve…uh…got something in my eye.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Back when I was much more active on Men With Dolls, I regularly traded packages [of doll stuff!!] with a guy named Terry, who went by Hairbag as his user name. He made me a bunch of 1:6 scale sex toys, some of which I still have. In response, I made this photostory about one… Continue reading Hairbag’s Package, a 1:6 scale doll photostory from February 25, 2003<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[918,896],"tags":[957,645],"class_list":["post-21233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-918","category-doll-photostories","tag-2003-01-hairbags-package","tag-doll-photostories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21233"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21246,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21233\/revisions\/21246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}