{"id":21260,"date":"2026-07-11T14:01:56","date_gmt":"2026-07-11T18:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=21260"},"modified":"2026-07-11T14:07:49","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T18:07:49","slug":"dorklets-ethancitx-and-silencitx-in-cant-be-beet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2026\/07\/11\/dorklets-ethancitx-and-silencitx-in-cant-be-beet\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorklets Ethancitx and Silencitx in…Can’t Be Beet!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I made some saltibarsciai, a Lithuanian cold beet soup, today to test the recipe. Then I decided to make a sequel of the photostory where Ethancitx was gagging dramatically about Silencitx’s sardine sandwich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NB: I really like beets, so Silencitx can go kick rocks. :p<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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I made some saltibarsciai, a Lithuanian cold beet soup, today to test the recipe. Then I decided to make a sequel of the photostory where Ethancitx was gagging dramatically about Silencitx’s sardine sandwich. NB: I really like beets, so Silencitx can go kick rocks. :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[946,896],"tags":[959,645,805],"class_list":["post-21260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-946","category-doll-photostories","tag-2026-09-cant-be-beet","tag-doll-photostories","tag-dorklets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21266,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21260\/revisions\/21266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}