{"id":2170,"date":"2011-08-26T11:20:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T15:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2170"},"modified":"2011-08-26T11:20:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T15:20:00","slug":"complaint-about-doll-clothes-no-french-maid-outfits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2011\/08\/26\/complaint-about-doll-clothes-no-french-maid-outfits\/","title":{"rendered":"Complaint about doll clothes: no French maid outfits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think it should be easy to find a French maid outfit to fit a 27cm fashion doll, without having to resort to the ridiculously expensive and unattractive <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barbiecollector.com\/shop\/doll\/french-maid-barbiereg-doll\">French Maid Barbie Doll.<\/a> Silkstones are so unappealing, and they&#39;re not even articulated well! This complaint is in reference to <strike>Jessica<\/strike> Jamisia, Ellery&#39;s third muse, who should be dressed in a French maid outfit.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/misc16\/maid.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/misc16\/maid.jpg\" style=\"cursor: -moz-zoom-out\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it should be easy to find a French maid outfit to fit a 27cm fashion doll, without having to resort to the ridiculously expensive and unattractive French Maid Barbie Doll. Silkstones are so unappealing, and they&#39;re not even articulated well! This complaint is in reference to Jessica Jamisia, Ellery&#39;s third muse, who should&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2011\/08\/26\/complaint-about-doll-clothes-no-french-maid-outfits\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Complaint about doll clothes: no French maid outfits<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}