{"id":2229,"date":"2011-12-15T08:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2229"},"modified":"2015-07-15T13:15:10","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T17:15:10","slug":"i-hate-lifetime-xmas-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2011\/12\/15\/i-hate-lifetime-xmas-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate Lifetime Xmas movies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They all contain female protagonists who are over the hill at my age &gt;:( [Eve&#8217;s Xmas] and who learn the true, fulfilling value of heterosexual marriage through the intervention of unrealistic &#8220;meet cutes&#8221; [His and Hers Xmas]\u00a0or <a href=\"http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/MagicalNegro\">Magical Wise Negro<\/a> fairy godfathers. Vomit vomit vomit. They&#8217;re sort of fascinating in a stomach-churning sort of way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They all contain female protagonists who are over the hill at my age &gt;:( [Eve&#8217;s Xmas] and who learn the true, fulfilling value of heterosexual marriage through the intervention of unrealistic &#8220;meet cutes&#8221; [His and Hers Xmas]\u00a0or Magical Wise Negro fairy godfathers. Vomit vomit vomit. They&#8217;re sort of fascinating in a stomach-churning sort of way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[692,656],"class_list":["post-2229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-heteronormativity","tag-racism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5410,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229\/revisions\/5410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}