{"id":2317,"date":"2012-04-20T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T15:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2317"},"modified":"2015-07-15T12:06:43","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T16:06:43","slug":"welcome-mellifer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/04\/20\/welcome-mellifer\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome, Mellifer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered a <a href=\"http:\/\/dollsoom.com\/eng\/shop\/item.php?it_id=1334048471\">Soom Metato.<\/a> Bet you didn&#39;t see that coming, huh? :p He&#39;s fullset except for the outfit, which, to me, looks like a really lazy skirt that couldn&#39;t decide whether it wanted to ride high or low. Instead, I&#39;m ordering him <a href=\"http:\/\/dollsoom.com\/eng\/shop\/item.php?it_id=1334305396\">this Biweekly Clothes outfit,<\/a> which looks more dignified.<\/p>\n<p>Mellifer, as, he has informed me, his name is, will arrive probably in July to join the local fairy troupe. At this rate, they&#39;ve got to start earning their keep; they can&#39;t just stand around looking pretty. :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered a Soom Metato. Bet you didn&#39;t see that coming, huh? :p He&#39;s fullset except for the outfit, which, to me, looks like a really lazy skirt that couldn&#39;t decide whether it wanted to ride high or low. Instead, I&#39;m ordering him this Biweekly Clothes outfit, which looks more dignified. Mellifer, as, he has&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/04\/20\/welcome-mellifer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Welcome, Mellifer!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[728],"class_list":["post-2317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mellifer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5354,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions\/5354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}