{"id":2356,"date":"2012-05-23T13:28:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-23T17:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2015-07-15T12:03:07","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T16:03:07","slug":"gilbert-gottfried-reads-excerpts-from-50-shades-of-grey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/05\/23\/gilbert-gottfried-reads-excerpts-from-50-shades-of-grey\/","title":{"rendered":"Gilbert Gottfried reads excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As irritating and pretentious and unfunny as I find <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gilbert_Gottfried\">Gilbert Gottfried,<\/a> I must admit that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video\/6770096\/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey\">this fake commercial<\/a> of him reading explicit excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey, less because of Gottfried himself and more because of the increasingly horrified expressions on the readers&#39; faces. Needless to say, this contains explicit sexual language.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As irritating and pretentious and unfunny as I find Gilbert Gottfried, I must admit that this fake commercial of him reading explicit excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey, less because of Gottfried himself and more because of the increasingly horrified expressions on the readers&#39; faces. Needless to say, this contains explicit sexual language.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[629,729],"class_list":["post-2356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-50-shades-trilogy","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3943,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions\/3943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}