August, my Buddy Doll April, came yesterday in pieces. I need to clean and restring her. Having never restrung a doll before [with proper tools], I seek hemostats, among other things. I called the local Walgreen's to see if they sold hemostats.\\<\/p>\n
Me: Do you sell hemostats?<\/p>\n
Person 1: Let me check.<\/p>\n
[long pause, hold music, boredom]<\/p>\n
Person 2: Hello, Walgreen's.<\/p>\n
Me: Hi, I was wondering if you sell hemostats.<\/p>\n
Person 2: Can you spell that, please?<\/p>\n
Me: H-E-M-O-S-T-A-T-S.<\/p>\n
Person 2: What's a hemostat?<\/p>\n
Me: It's a clamp thing.<\/p>\n
Person 2: Is it an over-the-counter product?<\/p>\n
Me: You know, if you aren't sure what it is, you probably don't carry it. Thanks. Goodbye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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