{"id":2500,"date":"2012-08-07T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2500"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:35:14","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:35:14","slug":"you-know-what-really-irritates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/07\/you-know-what-really-irritates-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You know what really irritates me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[No, I&#8217;m not outraged right now.]<\/p>\n<p>Doll clothing with out-of-scale buttons. I see this a lot on clothes for 1:3 scale BJDs [i.e., ~60cm or 2 feet tall]. Makers of doll clothes will go to incredible lengths to replicate and scale down all the details of, say, a shirt or a jacket, and then WHAMMO! They&#8217;ll completely spoil the whole effect by using 1:1 scale buttons [suitable for human clothes] as fasteners.<\/p>\n<p>And they&#8217;re not doing it for a purposeful aesthetic effect either. This is serious, unfunky clothing that they&#8217;re making, insofar as doll clothes can be serious. It&#8217;s especially hilarious when you&#8217;re looking at suits for BJDs: &#8220;Oh I like the structure of this jacket. The detail on the lining makes it look almost GOOD GRAVY WHO PUT BUTTONS THE SIZE OF SAUCERS ON THE CUFFS???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In-scale buttons exist! I know this because I see them with some regularity on 1:6 scale clothes. I know they exist for 1:3 scale clothes as well, but I&#8217;m not sure why they aren&#8217;t used very much by makers of doll clothes in 1:3 scale.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA\">surely,<\/a> if you can be arsed to put in-scale zipper flies and functioning pockets on your denim dolly jeans, you can put freakin&#8217; in-scale buttons on your dolly shirts, right?<\/p>\n<p>You know what&#8230;while I&#8217;m pissing and moaning about BJD stuff, let me get this off my chest. Asian BJD companies can now officially <i>stop<\/i> with the Alice in Wonderland [sic] special edition dolls and\/or outfits. Way too many doll studios have done or are doing something with this concept. Boooooooring.<\/p>\n<p>If Asian BJD companies want some non-Alice concepts, I can supply some. Let&#8217;s try the Chinese zodiac, the months of the year [not the same as the non-Chinese zodiac, more of a personification theme], celestial bodies [again not the non-Chinese zodiac, more of a personification theme], fairy tales, seasons [mud season!], weather, trees\/flowers, the Wizard of Oz, Peter Pan, ceremonial dress from different cultures, the Major Arcana of a Tarot deck, medieval Western European character types [king, queen, knight, damsel, jester, maid, serf, etc.], characters from famous ballets, <i>et hoc genus omne.<\/i> Some of these concepts have already been appropriated by some companies, but I think they still have a lot of life in them.<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, <i>we need more therianthropic characters.<\/i> I&#8217;m not just talking dolls with resin ear attachments; I&#8217;m talking dolls with non-human limbs and torsos and such. We have not yet reached market saturation on centaurs, especially female ones, and merpeople. I also strongly advocate for naga [human\/snake hybrids], human\/bear hybrids and human\/zebra hybrids. We definitely need more human\/arachnid dolls <a href=\"http:\/\/dollsoom.com\/eng\/shop\/item.php?it_id=1249033324\">[Soom Vesuvia<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.impldoll.com\/goods.php?id=495\">Impldoll Colin<\/a> being the only ones I know of]. And we&#8217;re also seriously lacking in human\/insect hybrids. That&#8217;s just for starters&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[No, I&#8217;m not outraged right now.] Doll clothing with out-of-scale buttons. I see this a lot on clothes for 1:3 scale BJDs [i.e., ~60cm or 2 feet tall]. Makers of doll clothes will go to incredible lengths to replicate and scale down all the details of, say, a shirt or a jacket, and then WHAMMO!&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/07\/you-know-what-really-irritates-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You know what really irritates me?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[722],"class_list":["post-2500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dolls-genl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5274,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500\/revisions\/5274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}